As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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