Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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