don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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