I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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