I want to make a zoo with you.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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