please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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