You made me cry and you don't even care
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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