I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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