do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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