I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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