just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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