Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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