She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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