Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
