Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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