Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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