But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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