I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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