so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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