Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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