They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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