i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He? As in you personified your dick?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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