So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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