Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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