He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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