So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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