You're completely useless in the revolution.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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