More tranny stories later!
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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