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i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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