What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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