So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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