You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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