I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
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go home
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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