Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Can I color on your dick again?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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