I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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