Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I just want nice things and good sex
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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