He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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