i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Never joke about your clitoris.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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