WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I need a beard to bite.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
