There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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