Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
