fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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