If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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