yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
Randomize
