fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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