walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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