One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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