wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
just tell him i said nine months
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
That reminds me...we need to get swords
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Shame is for Republicans.
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