everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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