i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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