Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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