So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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