Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
My ass is underappreciated
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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